Mr. Abra Cadabra

So I was listening to sports radio the other day while driving home when the two hosts began discussing who the best big man in the NBA was. These two morons agreed that Dwight Howard was "obviously" the best big man in the league, I almost crashed into the center divider on the freeway I was so distraught.

How can the "best" big man in the league have no offense?

Dwight Howard, or Superman as he likes to call himself, is just an example of how pathetic the center position has become in the NBA. Dwight Howard is beyond one dimensional, all the man can do is dunk!! Ok fine he can play defense at a high level but that's it, not nearly enough production to account for the label of "best" big man.

LOOK! it's a bird, it's a plane, on now wait Superman is being posterized

Reflect if you will on the playoff push the magic had 2 years ago when they went to the finals, can you remember one instance while watching when you thought to yourself, " Damn they can't stop Dwight!" The fact of the matter is that Dwight Howard is no superman at best he is Clark Kent on steroids.

Dwight Howard may be big and strong but watching him try to execute a simple drop step or a seal is like trying to watch Mike "The Situation" dance. So remember kids Superman does not exist no matter how many meaningless slam dunk competitions he wins.